Category: Random Fun!

Naughty Nights: Taking your lover to a strip club

20Jan

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Hello Darlinggggggggs my sexy jalebis! Can you believe this weather?! No worries, we’ll all be warm and toasty tonight – because it’s NAUGHTY NIGHTS. I live for Wednesdays. I heard the Temptress got a hot topic that’s bound to keep us hot under . I thought I would post the list of “why you should take your lover to a strip club” last Saturday night, I got a call from a listener who was mad at me. He thought I said you all could get into the strip clubs for free. What the?! No way – I never said that. What I said was, when I was in University, I would sometimes go to the strip clubs with my guy friends, we would “pose” as a couple to get a discount. The listener apologized and everything was all good. Apparently he paid 40 bucks for a lap dance, damn dude I would of took that money on treated myself to some Biryani Bowl and a movie (too bad Naz 8 has shut down)

Stay dry my sexy jalebis

XOXO

Badmash

1. There’s no work involved.
Foreplay becomes a breeze even before you take your seat. Lovers often find themselves sexually excited at the mere prospect of going to a strip club. Yet this arousal goes far beyond pre-game show titillations, with lovers already anticipating what will happen once they get back home.

2. It’s a bonding experience.
Sure, strip clubs don’t exactly bring on the warm fuzzies, but they raise the temperature in other ways. Lovers enjoy “sharing” the stripper, but staying focused on their union by touching and flirting with each other. This sex worker becomes a mutual object of desire that can have partners feeling closer, sexually speaking.

3. They like the power dynamic.
It’s not PC to admit it, but some couples like that they’re the paying customer. Consciously or not, they’re into the sense that when they give the dancer money, they get to “own” her to some degree. The room full of naked gals is all about their pleasuring and nothing else.

4. The experience can make them feel sexier.
By identifying with the stripper’s sexuality or desiring it, lovers can feel more wanton in the process. In other cases, where a stripper looks particularly haggard, a woman may come away from the experience feeling confirmed (and relieved) that she’s more attractive than the gal on stage. After all, the slight jealousy that can be fueled by the experience acts as inspiration to outdo the stripper at some point.

5. It’s fun.
Going to strip clubs allows for novel experiences and variety, sometimes inspiring moves for bedroom action.

6. It’s so bad that it’s good.
Despite its popularity, the experience of going to a strip club is still very taboo in nature. Couples thrive off of doing the unconventional and feeling more than a bit naughty. This includes the turn-on of seeing a partner flirt with a stripper or vice versa.

7. It invites sex and only sex.
Going to a strip club can be the excuse couples need for not being emotionally intimate from time to time. It keeps the action at home more sex-focused and can act as a safety valve for those who cannot or don’t want to connect with their partner.

8. It’s safe.
Health-wise, going to a strip club invites some of the tag team experience without presenting the sexual health risks involved. Couples don’t have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases, yet they can still relish the third-party effects.

9. It puts a woman’s mind at ease.
Even if they don’t like watching their men get turned on, some women would rather know what their partners are doing than be left wondering. Accompanying him to a strip club makes her feel like she’s more on top of his sexual liaisons.
Going to a strip club isn’t for every couple.

If it goes against your values or invites sexual jealousy, then definitely stay away. But if your relationship can handle such experimentation, be sure to discuss ahead of time what is and isn’t allowed.
Is it okay to get a lap dance? What’s considered cheating? How will you handle amateur night?

Remember, flexibility is key, as the rules may need to change once you’re inside. Seeing strip club fantasies become reality can be difficult for some. It may tap insecurities for some, while the sight of often sad, blank-faced strippers evokes pity from others.

If your partner looks uncomfortable or wants to go, don’t make a big issue over it. Just be sure to tell — and later show — your lover that, at the end of the night, they’re always the star of the show.

It’s not Music Monday – It’s Mark McGwire

11Jan

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Usually Twitter is flooding with Music Monday post, but today its all about Mark McGwire. He became a household name in the ’90s breaking the home-run record. Oh Mark… why? why? why? He admits he wished he never played baseball during the steroid era. I’m sure Barry Bonds wishes the same…

Questions on Naughty Nights

18Dec

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Wednesday overnight 1am – 4am

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Hosted by Temptress & Badmash

Hi ya Folks! Badmash here from Naughty Nights, Temptress is still soaking up the sun in Hawaii, while I’m freezing my ass off here in San Jose. But whatever, she’ll be back next week …am I jealous? Hell no… ok.. maybe a little… I don’t adapt to the cold very well….

Let’s get down to some questions…

One guy text me…

Badmash, I love “Naughty Nights” my question is … my gf has a small and flat butt, how can she
make it sexy?

Believe it or not… there’s are some butt exercises to tone up… check out this video… its call a frog squat … not only does it help the butt… it tones the thighs as well… so have her check the video… better yet… do the exercise with her…it could be fun! good luck

I got a call asking about masturbation, can it hurt you from having kids? is it unhealthy

Masturbation is TOTALLY healthy and TOTALLY normal, even if you don’t do it, you are still normal – we all have different pleasure zones and indulgence, it’s not going make you sterile (if you are a man)

Here’s some 10 facts about Masturbation from about.com… read ’em and memorize ’em

  1. Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful – it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
  2. Both guys and girls masturbate, it is a normal and healthy part of sexual development.
  3. Masturbation is a very personal thing and should not be done in public places or around people who are not willing partners (think safer sex activity).
  4. You are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don’t do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don’t do it – it is one of the few things in life that is “normal if you do and normal if you don’t”.
  5. Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to “please you”.
  6. Masturbation alleviates stress and releases endorphens (the pleasure hormones) in to your system making you more relaxed.
  7. Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
  8. Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.
  9. Many experts believe that masturbation is more prevalent in the teen years due to a strong fluctuation of hormones; masturbation alleviates the strain of this build up and is a necessary part of development.
  10. The only real problems that come with masturbation are psychological and are the result of unhealthy or weary attitudes toward doing it (if you do it but are ashamed) or abnormal practices (for example, public masturbation).
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We’ll be back next week… in the meantime have a wonderful weekend!

Jingle… Jingle… Balle… Balle

1Dec

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(Naughty Nights) Don’t Forget Your Glove….

1Dec

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Temptress & Badmash here! Today is World AIDS Day,  as a reminder we always encourage our listeners to practice safe sex.  In ’81 this AIDS plagued nations, it caused so much confusion and fear. President Reagan didn’t acknowledged the disease until ’87 where over 50,000 americans lost their lives to AIDS (both gay and straight).  When it broke out, it was viewed as “gay plague” or GRID (Gay Related Immune Disease) to Reagan’s surprise a friend and fellow actor Rock Hudson, died in a hospital in Paris from AIDS complications.

Condoms don’t just keep away screaming machine (aka baby) from coming into the world after nine months – but they protect you from diseases such as HIV and other STDs

One of our topics will be talking about condoms  (the pros and cons regarding the styles and brands ) sheep skin vs. latex for exampleealize the pressures older teens face when it comes to sex and having a partner refusing to use a condom. Here’s a few tips to flex your wit… tune in wednesday overnight 1am to 4am.

XOXO

Temptress & Badmash

ps. safe sex is REALLY sexy :)

They Say: Don’t you trust me?

You Say: Trust isn’t the point, people can have infections without realising it

They Say: It does not feel as good with a condom

You Says: I’ll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.

They Say: I don’t stay hard when I put on a condom

You Say: I’ll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.

They Say: I am afraid to ask him to use a condom. He’ll think I don’t trust him.

You Say: If you can’t ask him, you probably don’t trust him.

They Say: I can’t feel a thing when I wear a condom

You Say: Maybe that way you’ll last even longer and that will make up for it

They Say: I don’t have a condom with me

You Say: I do

They Say: It’s up to him… it’s his decision

You Say: It’s your health. It should be your decision too!

They Say: I’m on the pill, you don’t need a condom

You Say: I’d like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.

They say: It just isn’t as sensitive and I can’t feel a thing

You Say Maybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it

They Say: Putting it on interrupts everything

You Say: Not if I help put it on

They Say: I guess you don’t really love me

You Say: I do, but I am not risking my future to prove it

They Say: I will pull out in time

You say: Women can get pregnant and get STDs from pre-ejaculate

They Say: But I love you

You Say: Then you’ll help us to protect ourselves.

They Say: Just this once

You Say: Once is all it takes

Indian thanksgiving recipes

26Nov

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We all love food, here’s some recipes we found on the net… some of you are doing your LAST minute shopping (we just hope you find a bird or pie) :) have a wonderful holiday!

UDR Team

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Indian Pumpkin Chiffon Pie

It wasn’t hard to turn a pumpkin pie into an Indian delight. Squash and pumpkins have been in India for centuries. The fillings cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cardamom are staples in Indian cooking already. We simply added chopped coconut to the crust and boosted the ginger profile with the addition of crystallized ginger into the filling.
For the crust:
fourteen 2-inch gingersnaps
(about 4 ounces)
1 cup almonds (about 4 ounces)
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter
melted and cooled
1/2 cup sweet shredded coconut,
finely chopped.

For filling:
1 envelope (about 1 Tbsp..)
unflavored gelatin
2 Tbsp. brandy rum or water
1 cup milk
3/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
4 large egg yolks
1 1/4 cups canned solid-pack pumpkin
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ground ginger
1/2 tsp. chopped crystallized ginger
1/4 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 tsp. salt
3/4 cup heavy cream
Method:

Preheat oven to 350°F.

1. Make the crust: In a food processor grind gingersnaps, almonds, coconut and sugar fine and add butter, blending until combined well. Press mixture onto bottom and up side of a 9-inch (1-quart) glass pie plate. Bake crust in middle of oven 15 minutes, or until crisp and golden around edge, and cool on rack.

2. Make filling: In a small bowl sprinkle gelatin over brandy, rum, or water and let stand. In a heavy saucepan whisk together milk, brown sugar, yolks, pumpkin, spices, and salt and cook over moderately low heat, whisking, until mixture registers 160°F. on a candy thermometer. Remove pan from heat and immediately add gelatin mixture, whisking until gelatin is completely dissolved.

3. Transfer filling to a metal bowl set in a larger bowl of ice and cold water and cool, stirring constantly, just until the consistency of raw egg white. Remove bowl from ice water.

4. In a bowl with an electric mixer beat cream until it holds stiff peaks and whisk about one fourth into filling to lighten.

5. Fold in remaining cream gently but thoroughly and pour filling into crust. Chill pie until set, at least 3 hours and up to 24, covered with plastic wrap after 1 hour.

6. Top each serving with whipped cream and garnish with chopped crystallized ginger.

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cranberrychutney
Cranberry Chutney

Any good ‘out of the can’ cranberry sauce has the potential to be a killer chutney as this recipe illustrates. Add a few spices, maybe some additional fruit. Cook it in cider until it gets thick again. Lay this chutney beside your bird and your turkey or chicken just arrived in Bombay.

This is fabulous with turkey of course, but also with roast beef, ham, goose… it’s all good with this tricked out cranberry sauce.

Ingredients
1 (1 lb) can jellied cranberry sauce
1 (1 lb) can whole-berry cranberry sauce
(can also use 1 ½ lbs. fresh or frozen whole cranberry instead)
1 inch fresh ginger, peeled
3 cloves garlic, peeled and finely chopped
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
4 tablespoons sugar (or less)
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
salt
1/4 cup toasted and chopped hazelnuts or walnuts
1/2 small orange, peeled,diced
1-2 inch orange rind, finely diced
1/2-1 lemon, juice only
(optional fruit to add are raisins or chopped apples)

Method:
Cut ginger into paper thin slices, stack, cut into thin slivers.

2. Combine slivers, garlic, vinegar, sugar, pepper, cinnamon and allspice into a heavy pot.

3. Simmer for about 20 minutes (may take longer) until there’re about 4 tablespoons liquid left (excluding the solids).

4. Add cranberry sauces (or fresh cranberry) and salt. Mix, bring to a simmer. It will be a bit lumpy. If you like fruit in your chutney, a few raisins or currents or apple chunks adds nice color, flavor and texture to this chutney.

5. Add nuts, orange, peel and lemon juice. Simmer slowly. It may take 2 to 3 hours to thicken.

6. Cool it, put in a jar and refrigerate.

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greenbeans

Addictive Green Beans
I love the crispy texture of green beans. I love them in a simple saute. To change it to Kerala green beans, just add a half a cup of grated coconut (unsweetened or fresh), when it comes time to simmer the final mix.

Ingredients
1 16-ounce package french cut green beans (frozen, not canned)

1 teaspoon turmeric powder

1/2 teaspoon red chili powder

1 1/2 teaspoons salt

2-3 tablespoons olive oil

1/3 large white onion, diced (optional)

1/4 cup finely shredded unsweetened coconut (optional)
Method:
Place a large, wide non-stick pan on medium to high heat. Add olive oil.
When hot, add onions (if using) and cook until golden. Add green beans. Cover and cook for 10-15 minutes.
Uncover and season with turmeric powder, salt, red chili powder, and shredded coconut (if using).
Continue to cook uncovered for 10-15 minutes, stirring frequently so that the beans don’t burn. When done, the beans will be dark green and will have reduced considerably.
Remove from heat and serve over rice.

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turkey

What would a Thanksgiving be without a Turkey. To adjust this dish to Indian tastes, spice rub under the skin and a glaze over the outside skin.

Below is the ‘fast bake’ method. We tend to soak the bird in a cooler filled with water, ice, bay leaves, pepper corns and salt overnight before and prep it Thanksgiving morning. The salt opens up the cell walls so the meat proteins fill with water.

Ingredients
One (14- to 16-lb) turkey, neck and giblets (excluding liver) reserved for turkey giblet stock.

For the Rub:

3/4 teaspoon cumin seeds, toasted
3/4 teaspoon coriander seeds, toasted
4 garlic cloves, chopped
1 (1 1/2-inch) piece fresh ginger, peeled and grated
3 tablespoons vegetable oil plus
additional for greasing pan
2 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/4 teaspoon cayenne

Method:

1. Put oven rack in lower third of oven and preheat oven to 450°F.

2. Rinse turkey inside and out and pat dry. Mix the rub in a blender. Rub it evenly in turkey cavities. Then under the skin. Take a piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your index finger. Use the plastic and your finger to separate the skin from the bird. Massage the rub under the skin as well. Fold neck skin under body and, if desired, secure with metal skewer, then tuck wing tips under breast and tie drumsticks together with heavy kitchen string.

3. Put turkey on rack in a large flameproof roasting pan. Roast, rotating pan 180 degrees halfway through roasting, until thermometer inserted into fleshy part of each thigh (close to but not touching bone) registers 170°F, 1 3/4 to 2 1/2 hours.

3. Carefully tilt turkey so juices from inside large cavity run into roasting pan. Transfer turkey to a platter (do not clean roasting pan) and let stand 30 minutes (temperature of thigh meat will rise to 180°F). Cut off and discard string from turkey.

Note: We don’t recommend this high-heat roasting method for turkeys weighing more than 16 pounds. However, for turkeys weighing less than 14 pounds, start checking the temperature earlier. If you only have a dark-colored metal roasting pan or your pan juices start to look very dark, add 1 cup water to the roasting pan.

Naughty Nights: Food to stimulate your libido

20Nov

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Good Morning Darlings!

Temptress and Badmash here… a couple of weeks we touched on aphrodisiacs (something that increases your sexual drive) we stumbled on this that has these mini “pick me ups” for your sexual dry spells…check em out! We will talk about them next week on “Naughty Nights” every wednesday overnight from 1am – 4am. Happy Friday!

XOXO

Temptress & Badmash

  • An apple a day helps keep bad breath away (and your partner closer than ever).
  • Asparagus is rich in vitamin E — a key nutrient for hormone building. 
  • Bananas contain bromelain — an enzyme thought to boost male libido.
  • Celery is high in androsterone, a hormone released in male sweat that turns women on. 
  • Figs are rich in amino acids that may set your desire afire.
  • Garlic might cancel the sweet breath provided by the apples, but it can also boost blood flow to sexual organs.
  • Oysters have lots of zinc, an ingredient necessary for the production of testosterone.
  • Wild yams are thought to enhance genital sensitivity.

Save by the bell encounter…

18Nov

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Tonight on Urban Desi Radio, Deeps will have a funny story about her weekend “Save By the Bell” encounter… tune in 7pm!

The Luther Burger

18Nov

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With Football Season here… try to make this for your guests (if you dare…) personally i think it’s a heart attack just waiting to happen… i could swear that doesn’t look like real bacon… it looks like something out of a Boca (vegetarian) Bacon box… hmmm maybe try boca or morning star products for all you vegetarians out there.

How to make a mixtape….

8Nov

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I think the best terms of endearment gift is making a mixtape. You can say a lot through music. The term mixtape goes back to the cassette days, I remember going to “The Wherehouse” or “Tower Records” and walking out with tons of cassette tapes. Normally you couldn’t record over a tape from a record company, but the secret was to use scotch tape and put it over the ends. You put one tape in one deck and the one in the other to mix it up….

Those days are over…. it’s all about mp3s…. which makes things easier

How to make the a mixtape

1. make a playlist

2. find a songs (legally through itunes) or I’m sure you can find another way

3. if you do have the itunes program, just put the songs in a playlist

4. get a black cd

5. burn it, test it and it’s ready to go

6. If you really want to get fancy… check out garageband, audacity, logic, djay (editing programs where you can add your own fades, echos, scratching and fading) remember the mixtape should have a personal touch.

Optional – get creative with the cover if it’s for your best buddy or someone you love – don’t just hand them a CD with some scribble… head to one of those office stores…. buy a jewel case for the CD and cut out a sheet of paper that will fit the CD jewel case…and tap in your artistic side.