Tag: Sex

Interview with the Phone Sex Operator

27Jul

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I remember this boy in my class, it was 5th or 6th grade… his parents didn’t block the 900 sex chat line, he invited us all over and we prank called a bunch of these numbers … later that month the phone bill came, it came out to be 800 dollars!!!! His mother was pissed!!! Ironically the boy never got caught, the mother just blamed the husband… yikes!!! Have you ever thought, whose really behind that sexy voice? What do they go through… how much money do they rank in… everything you always wanted to know about phone sex operators, but were afraid to ask… Lipsticks and Politics brings us this interesting feature!!!

Naughty Nights: Masturbation Myths

4Feb

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Before you heard something about masturbation, think twice! chances are it could be a myth… its perfectly normal and natural to masturbate

Masturbation Is For the Young

In fact, masturbation is a life long sexual activity. Surveys regularly show that anywhere from 70 to 95% of adult men and women masturbate. And while this may slow down as we age, many of us continue masturbating into our golden years. One survey of 800 adults over 60 found that that 46% of them masturbated, another found that 20% of seniors masturbated once a week or more. Masturbation isn’t just for the young, nor is it an “immature” form of sexual behavior.

Masturbation Isn’t “Real Sex”

Masturbation is real sex. When you masturbate you can get really aroused, which can result in very real orgasms. In North America, we put values on different sexual behaviors, but this has no basis in science. From a health perspective, masturbation is as “real” a sexual behavior as intercourse, oral sex, or kissing. And research shows that people in relationships masturbate, which contradicts the myth that masturbation is only for loners.

Masturbation Is Bad For Your Health

This myth originated with an anti-masturbation tract that was written in 1712 as a way to sell a bogus “tonic” that was supposed to stop the disease of “self-pollution”. Through the years there have been many colorful attempts to pathologize masturbation. They say it will make you go blind, it will give you acne, and it will grow hair on your palms. All claims that have been refuted by science. Today virtually all physicians and scholars agree that masturbation is harmless.

Men Have to Masturbate, Women Don’t

While most statistics show that men do masturbate more than women, there is no evidence to suggest this is due to some biological “need” on the part of men to masturbate. What is true is that social attitudes toward female masturbation are much more negative, and this likely impacts both women’s early masturbation and their willingness to report masturbating in a survey. There is no research to suggest that the desire to masturbate is tied to biological sex or even gender.

People In Relationships Don’t Masturbate

This common myth often drives people in relationships to masturbate in private hiding it from their partners. Survey research shows that people of all ages masturbate when they are in relationships. Kinsey’s survey found that almost 40% of men and 30% of women in relationships masturbated. A study of Playboy readers found that 72% of married men masturbated, and a study of Redbook readers found that 68% of married women masturbated.

Too Much Masturbation Is Bad For You

With very rare exceptions, frequent masturbation is not harmful. If an individual is compulsively masturbating or is unable to engage in any sexual behavior other than masturbation (and would like to), it is possible that there may be reason to consult a mental health professional. But masturbating, whether it is once a month, or three times a day, if it is part of a balanced sexual and social life, poses no specific risks.

Only Certain Kinds of People Masturbate

Survey research debunks this myth that only certain people masturbate. Whether you are 19 or 99, religious and conservative or secular and liberal, whether you are a parent, grandparent, uncle or aunt, whether you get around on your own two legs or use a wheelchair, scooter, crutches, or roller-skates to get around, almost everyone has masturbated at some point in their lives, and most of us continue to do so.

Follow The Temptress

12Jan

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Looking to spice up your sex life? Need a witty sexual fact to impress your lover? Do you love naughty sense of humor? The Temptress of Sutra is waiting to temp you with her juicy sexual facts! Follow her on twitter! @TmptressOfSutra

Name: Tempress of Sutra

Location: Below the belt

Bio: Follow the temptress and get a taste of sexy sutras (formulas) to keep your sex life exciting.

Some of her tweets…

 Studies indicate that women who masturbate have better body images & higher self-esteem than those who don’t do solo sex

Did you know that having sex 3 times a week for a year will burn 7,500 calories?That’s 75 miles w/o sneakers!

Lotus”-Very intimate and sooo relaxing – breath deep and slow, don’t nod off! http://bit.ly/2DiDqV

9 Sexual Mistakes you made in college (posted by Temptress of Sutra, courtesy of Maxim Mag)

College was a safe place for your sexual escapades to go awry, so long as you didn’t contract testicle weevils. But college is over; you’re a grown-ass member of society now, and there’s no excuse repeating these same mistakes. Those girls you hurriedly exchanged fluids with are now women. Women who expect to bang it out with a man, not a man-child. They want dudes who can spell, and possibly locate, their clitoris. Pimp masters, not auto-lobotomized reprobates desperately clinging to an allegedly glorious past they can’t remember.

So clean up those Kleenex balls from off your computer keyboard. Throw away the black light. Practice not spontaneously ejaculating at the mere rumor of a female vagina. And ponder these wise solutions to bad habits.

1. Lighting Up Incense

Burning incense didn’t even make sense back in school. Your room smelled like pot, beer funk and feet grease. All burning a stick of incense did was add a noxious layer of sweet, hippie dirt smoke to the smell of human purification. Besides, what are you? A hippie?

Post-College Solution: Try a votive candle, or a candle that smells like vanilla or some other kind of food. Women love food-inspired candles.

2. Pre-Game Shots

Nothing is more romantic than the taste of 80 proof-laced vomit. Shots don’t really loosen anyone up, unless you count bowels. They just insure that she won’t remember your 30 seconds of glory. Which is a plus, but only if you never want to have sex again.

Post-College Solution: This is the only time and place for white wine. A normally noxious and useless liquid, a glass or two is totally appropriate when seducing a woman.

3. Ironic or Non-Ironic Power Rangers Bedsheets

A woman’s skin is soft, because they’re made out of clouds and butterfly kisses. So not only does she find your cartoon-bedecked sheets creepy, she hates the fact that they are so cheap, they feel like sandpaper on her skin. (Hint: You want her in the bed. Right?)

Post-College Solution: Men really shouldn’t waste brain cells on concepts like “thread counts” when it comes to sheets. Just know that anything over 200 pleases the ladies. Something called “Egyptian cotton 800 thread count” will make most women squeal with glee.

4. Wearing Socks to Bed

College is one giant fashion get-out-of-jail-free card. Tank tops, sweatpants and baseball caps glued to your head with sweat? It’s all good, hoss. Sex with a single toe sticking out of your gym socks? Whatevs. Welcome to the rest of your life, Casanova. Tightey-whiteys go first, then the socks. What, do you need your mother to undress you?

Post-College Solution: Keeping your socks on during sex is just a way of saying you are blind to details. And as the saying goes, the devil is in those details. For her, so are the orgasms.

5. Showing Off the Condom Drawer

Once upon a time, your bedside table had a drawer overflowing with free condoms. Maybe the idea was, the more condoms you own, the more potential booty you will have. Which is truly freshman-level logic. A pile of latex sheaths does not communicate sexual potency to a woman, just slightly perverted desperation. The same is true for tubs of hump spackle.

Post-College Solution: Start embracing the small acts of subtlety required after you graduate. Three little packets of condoms casually stashed next to the bed is all you need. Any more, and you’re falsely advertising virility you do not possess.

6. One Minute of Foreplay Is Not Enough

Women need to be warmed up a little before crunching it. It’s just a fact of nature, and oh the rewards to the man who invests in her pleasure. But know this: a minute of fumbling, finger blasting and sloppy oral sex is just not enough for her. It wasn’t in college, and isn’t now.

Post-College Solution: A good rule of thumb is this: When performing oral sex, spell out the “ABCs” with your tongue. Do it a couple of times. This is a good beginning.

7. “The Iron Rabbit” Is Not a Sex Position

You know “the iron rabbit”; it’s when a dude jackhammers away like he was born to a human for a mother and a bunny for a father. It’s just furtive, manic pounding away and maybe it was excusable when you first lost your virginity. Not anymore, Bugs. It can be painful to the woman, and more importantly, it tells her you have no style, self-control or sexual self-awareness. Remember: Slow and steady wins the race.

Post-College Solution: Let her be on top, and take mental note of her rhythms. This will take a degree of concentration you might not be capable of, but try. Take a mental note, and replicate this once it’s your turn to tackle the nanny.

8. Clitoris-Phobia

There really is no reason why a man with armpit hair who can be drafted into the Army cannot locate, and stimulate, the one part of a woman’s body most likely to give her an orgasm. It’s really not that hard to find. The Internet was specifically invented to answer such questions. Memorize that part of a woman’s anatomy, and tend to it accordingly.

Post-College Solution: Imagine an alternate reality where women can’t find a man’s penis. Frustrating! It is not necessary for you to excavate her lil’ bean, but loving attention is mandatory.

9. Dave Matthews Band

The music you played in college while churning it should stay in college. Dave Matthews Band doesn’t set the mood for anyone in this century. Try asking her what she would like to listen to, pre-game. We’re pretty sure it’s not going to be Maroon 5, Creed or James Blunt. Man, your musical tastes suck.

Post-College Solution: Have faith, always, in the smooth, slow jams. Al Green, Prince, John Legend? Yes. Drowning Pool? Not so much.

Naughty Nights: Erectomaxx

5Jan

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Naughty Nights, every wednesday overnight from 1am – 4am, on KLOK 1170am or ustream.tv/urbandesiradio

Our Sexy Jalebis,

Sometimes we get calls regarding pre-mature ejaculation and how to stop it, one of our sponsors “Erectomaxx” it can help with that problem, not only that but it will help with an enlarge prostate and other needs both safe and naturally. It’s an herbal treatment, no prescription required. Call 510-329-5736 to place an order or order from their website

XOXO

Temptress & Badmash

FAQ from Erectomaxx Website

Frequently Asked Question

1. What makes Erectomaxx so unique?

Erectomaxx is a leading trademark among all the other innovative brands. Erectomaxx combines four precious herbal ingredients – Cynomorium, Cordyceps, Ganoderma and Spirulina Polypeptide. Erectomaxx has become a unique treasure. It has undergone many years of professional studies, product development and testing, boasting patented technology particularly the nanotech extraction in the four herbal essences. One only needs a packet to experience its amazing goodness. Erectomaxx effectiveness is related to its entirely natural ingredients of highest quality. It does not contain any stimulants or artificial ingredients.

2. What are the advantages of taking Erectomaxx?
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May help to Improve urology and nephrology function, balance physiology
May help to enhance blood circulation and prevent cardio-cerebral vascular disease
May help to delays aging by shaping youthful cells
May strengthens immune system, prepares body to heal itself
May reduces fatigue and helps restore energy
May improves acidic physique condition – such as: allergies, forgetfulness, backache, cold hands and feet, inability to concentrate, bad breath
May help to protects the liver and kidney, improves nephritis and renal failure syndrome
May help to promotes sleep and improves skin complexion

3. What are the other advantages of taking Erectomaxx?
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May promotes cell regeneration and metabolism
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May  help to reduce blood pressure
May help in healing infection, reduces pain
May improves gastrointestinal function

4. From which country does this high quality product originates from?
Erectomaxx is the wonderful result from a meticulous and successful scientific research study leading by American Scientist.  Combining precious Chinese herbal medicine essences, optimizing warranted and patented technology, the most unique and exclusive secret formula in the market is born.  Erectomaxx contains Chinese herbal essences especially cynomorium, a precious herbal medicine sourced from the north Gansu Province. Cynomorium is locally and richly grown in a natural environment without any form of pollution. Using direct extraction and processing technology, this valuable active ingredient is retained fully and plays a pivotal role to bring out such wonderful effects. Erectomaxx is a joint effort and an assimilation of Chinese and Western technology and scientific research.  Hence, Erectomaxx is truly a remarkable product that transcends borders and exceeds all expectations.

5. Why is Erectomaxx more effective than other products with similar ingredients?
Erectomaxx has undergone extensive research. It leaves a better result without any side effects and is second to none, thanks to its unique formula and natural active agents.

6. Is Erectomaxx suitable for everyone?
Erectomaxx is derived from natural herbal ingredients. It may boost energy and strength effectively. This product has been verified to be safe and suitable for adults above 18 years old. For ladies who take Erectomaxx, it may also play a big role in anti-aging, improving physical treatment, physical fitness, blood circulation, etc. For special needs, please consult your nutritionist or diet therapist before taking.

7. For patients with chronic diseases: hypertension, heart disease, and diabetes, what should they be aware of?
If you are suffering from chronic diseases, start taking a small amount (half tablet). You may increase the dosage slowly. Before taking, please consult your nutritionist or diet therapist for their opinion.

8. How much Erectomaxx should I take to achieve optimal result?
If your physical condition is good, you may take a packet daily. If there are undesired complications after first trial, you may take another packet on alternate day for duration of two weeks. Later, when your condition is stable or improved, you may increase dosage to a packet per day.

9. What is the best time to take Erectomaxx?
Since Erectomaxx comprises of rich and ultra concentrated herbal essences, it provides instants medical results. But due to the fact that all our physical conditions vary from one to another, the general recommendation is to consume 1 tablet in the morning or after lunch.

10. If I take more than the prescribed amount, will there be any problems?
Our entire formula is herbal based. Hence, many people may feel some improvement in their health. Some will experience reactions such as softened stool, body sensation, warm or uncomfortable. To avoid these unnecessary reactions, please follow the consumption instructions of this product. If you feel uncomfortable after taking, please reduce the consumption and consult your nutritionist or dietitian for their opinion.

11. While taking Erectomaxx, what are the things that I need to take note of?
Try to avoid raw, spicy and exotic food. Reduce smoking and alcohol intake. Do rest and be relaxed to ensure its effectiveness.

12. After taking Erectomaxx, how long does it takes to see the results?
It varies according to your own physical conditions. Generally, a healthy person will be able to feel the difference rather quickly. A person with health problems needs a longer time. Due to unhealthy living lifestyle and bad eating habits, the person’s physical condition prevents itself from fully absorbing the nutrients in the product. If you fall in this category, please follow the instruction and continue to take Erectomaxx, in order to improve your health and return your organ functions to its normal condition.

13. Will Erectomaxx cause any side effects?
Erectomaxx is manufactured in factories which met GMP standard. Our production process is strictly supervised, using pure natural raw materials, which is completely free from pollution. After a number of research and stringent testing, Erectomaxx is proven to be without stimulant, heavy metal elements or aphrodisiac ingredients. Erectomaxx comprises nutrients with rich in mineral substances, vitamins and amino acids that are essential to our body. It will not create any side effect. Our product has undergone hundreds clinical trials and product testing. In short, it is confirmed and verified that it will never be a threat to our health. On the contrary, the guaranteed impact in enhancing the various functions of your body will ultimately elevate your health in body, mind and spirit.

14. How long should I take Erectomaxx?  Can I stop? Are there any physical problems or will my health deteriorates if I discontinue?
We are not fully dependent on Erectomaxx (Erectomaxx). After a certain health improvement, you may stop using gradually. Many people discovered that even after they have stopped taking Erectomaxx, the results last a very long time. It is due to the improvement of body health. However, we suggest a pill usage every 3 to 4 days to maintain your health at its best.

15. Can I treat the product as a tonic for long-term usage?
Erectomaxx provides rich nutrients to the body which may effectively improve personal health. All active ingredients are chosen from natural plants with no added chemical substances. Hence, there are no side effects to our body. Using Erectomaxx in long term will keep the body in a balanced state, increasing its potential to heal itself. The human body consists of around 70 trillion cells. For the cells in cortex layer to regenerate and repair it takes at least 28 days; renew blood metabolism 4 months; improve organ functions 18 months, rebuild muscle tissues at least 36 months, reproduce bone marrow require years. Therefore, to achieve the optimal health, a person should wait seven years. In addition, a number of studies have shown that long-term use may promote longevity. Taking it on a long-term basis will promise a balanced physiology. You will feel energetic, motivated and strong!

16. Can I take other health supplement or drugs together with Erectomaxx?
Since Erectomaxx comprises of all natural herbal essence, it would not affect consumption of other products or food. However, we suggest that you take them separately to make sure all the benefits of Erectomaxx are absorbed. After meal, take a packet of Erectomaxx, and make sure the separation of two hours before taking other medicines.

17. Will there be any discomfort or adverse results after taking Erectomaxx?
Erectomaxx has no side effect. This has been tested and verified. The main components in Erectomaxx have been widely used. Each herbal extract is collected from natural environment. It is pollution-free and does not contain any harmful elements.

18. Does Erectomaxx contain aphrodisiac drugs?
Erectomaxx contains no aphrodisiacs elements, heavy metals or stimulants, which has been tested and verified. It is absolutely safe.

19. Who would benefit much from taking Erectomaxx?
Those with prostate problems – such as prostate inflammation, benign prostatic hyperplasia, prostate cancer
Often having difficulty in urination (difficulty starting urination, thin urine flow, urination slow down, urinary incontinence/urination is interrupted midway, cannot completely urinate, frequent urinary, weak urination, blood in urine, etc)
Poor energy, lack of concentration
Often feels dizzy and fatigue
Weak bladder and kidney
Smoking or often stays in smoky area
Take soft drink or alcohol frequently
Often work under pressure
Cold hands and feet
Weak immune system
Anyone who pay great attention to health and to prevent disease
Suffering from insomnia
Unhealthy eating habits: often eat barbecued / fried food, processed food (color-added, with preservatives)
Abnormal blood pressure

The Temptress of Sutra

6Oct

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All of you love to tweet…. check out this twitter profile she goes by the name “Temptress of Sutra” she pulls out random sex facts, tidbits on how to enchance your sexually lifestyle and witty sexual quotes… some see her as the “sex portal” of twitter! Holla @tmptressofsutra