Tag: twitter

Courtney Love turns to Deepak Chopra?

1Aug

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You are probably thinking this is a strange combo… but if you follow Courtney Love on twitter, she has been reported going on these rants and raves…but I feel like she is taking on a new role of getting in touch with her spiritual side. Or trying to find a calm and balance in her life, it hasn’t been easy for her… listening to her album “Noboby’s Daughter” you sense a real triumph but a painful journey. According to her tweets, Courtney learned about Deepak through Russell Simmons, she wants to go on one of Deepak’s retreats. Another person she wants as a mentor is Tony Robbins… All the best to you Courtney, I personally loved her in the movie “Man on the Moon” (Andy Kaufman bio pic – starring Jim Carrey)

@DeepakChopra when is your next retreat, @uncleRUSH is love itself and i hear great things about you from friend wld take the time,for you,

@CourtneyLoveUKPlease DM me so we can connect xxx


What Do I get out of Following Shilpa Shetty?

10Jul

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Almost every one in Bollywood is jumping on the Twitter Bandwagon, it’s no secret this is a new way for Bollywood fans from all around the world to get “minute by minute” updates from their favorite Bollywood stars. I get my daily wisdom from Karan Johar @kjohar25 , random ass tweets from Abhishek Bachchan @juniorbachchan and health tips from Shilpa Shetty @theshilpashetty .

I was a bit skeptical following Shilpa, a couple of years ago, I went on a wild goose chase with this so called “agent” that was suppose to put me in touch with Shilpa for an interview. It never happen and then the agent was caught and arrested for fraud. The twitter account got verified (a way to tell a fake account from the real deal) and I became a Shetty follower.

At the Delhi airport, I came across Shetty’s yoga video, I was tempted to buy it but took the lazy way out and watched it on youtube. When it came to “downward dog” I had this enormous laughing fit, it happen to me a long time ago, when I attended a yoga couples class with an ex. Needless to say, the ex was embarrassed, we left early and never got a chance to reach “the couples zen state of mind” platform.

It’s no secret, Shilpa is a very health conscious woman, her tweets certainly prove that. I think she was looking for her own “nitch” to use twitter, instead of posting random Bollywood tidbits, most fans thrive on. In Mumbai, Shilpa introduced a weight loss program called Inch Lost Wrap “ILW” a holistic alternative for people who want to get a tighter waist. The wrap drains out toxins that have built up inside our bodies. It shrinks the fat cells, but doesn’t get rid of the them, so the client must understand this is used to loss inches around your waist.

Currently she’s away on summer holiday in her South East home in London, with hubby Raj Kundra.

About the author: Petz currently resides in a media cave far away and enjoys writing random kibbles and bits about the Urban Desi scene and Bollywood.

Sinbad Shows UDR some Twitter Love

31Mar

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Komposit’s New Media Marketing Executive, Roshni Patel, has been tweeting back and forth to Sinbad introducing him to Urban Desi Music and Culture.

Sinbad was cool enough to re-tweet our site to his followers, so they can get a taste of what the Urban Desi culture is all about!

Thanks Sinbad you rock!!!! Follow Sinbad on @Sinbadbad

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Wait a minute.. who is @BarackObama?

19Jan

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It’s a no brainer that Kayne West has interns writing his blog entries (sometimes) but does Barack Obama have interns doing his tweets? I think that would be cool job, handling Barack Obama social networking sites. Can you imagine running in the oval office and saying “Hey Mr. President!!! What did you have for lunch?! I gotta tweet it for you!”

The President and the first lady visited the American Cross headquarters, someone from their new media team quickly logged an twitter and wrote “President Obama and the first lady are here visiting our disaster operation center right now,” the new media employee went up to the President and asked him to hit the update… this tweet went under the @redcross

The President admitted he has never used twitter before and that his thumbs are too clumsy to do the tweets from his phone!

So who is @BarackObama? you guessed it… even though its a verified account … the tweets were done by staffers and volunteers from his campaign when he was running for President. His techie fans were let down… but give Mr. President some time… the twitter bug will hit him!

Do you think Shah Rukh Khan’s assistant is tweeting for him? Hmmmm.

Follow The Temptress

12Jan

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Looking to spice up your sex life? Need a witty sexual fact to impress your lover? Do you love naughty sense of humor? The Temptress of Sutra is waiting to temp you with her juicy sexual facts! Follow her on twitter! @TmptressOfSutra

Name: Tempress of Sutra

Location: Below the belt

Bio: Follow the temptress and get a taste of sexy sutras (formulas) to keep your sex life exciting.

Some of her tweets…

 Studies indicate that women who masturbate have better body images & higher self-esteem than those who don’t do solo sex

Did you know that having sex 3 times a week for a year will burn 7,500 calories?That’s 75 miles w/o sneakers!

Lotus”-Very intimate and sooo relaxing – breath deep and slow, don’t nod off! http://bit.ly/2DiDqV

9 Sexual Mistakes you made in college (posted by Temptress of Sutra, courtesy of Maxim Mag)

College was a safe place for your sexual escapades to go awry, so long as you didn’t contract testicle weevils. But college is over; you’re a grown-ass member of society now, and there’s no excuse repeating these same mistakes. Those girls you hurriedly exchanged fluids with are now women. Women who expect to bang it out with a man, not a man-child. They want dudes who can spell, and possibly locate, their clitoris. Pimp masters, not auto-lobotomized reprobates desperately clinging to an allegedly glorious past they can’t remember.

So clean up those Kleenex balls from off your computer keyboard. Throw away the black light. Practice not spontaneously ejaculating at the mere rumor of a female vagina. And ponder these wise solutions to bad habits.

1. Lighting Up Incense

Burning incense didn’t even make sense back in school. Your room smelled like pot, beer funk and feet grease. All burning a stick of incense did was add a noxious layer of sweet, hippie dirt smoke to the smell of human purification. Besides, what are you? A hippie?

Post-College Solution: Try a votive candle, or a candle that smells like vanilla or some other kind of food. Women love food-inspired candles.

2. Pre-Game Shots

Nothing is more romantic than the taste of 80 proof-laced vomit. Shots don’t really loosen anyone up, unless you count bowels. They just insure that she won’t remember your 30 seconds of glory. Which is a plus, but only if you never want to have sex again.

Post-College Solution: This is the only time and place for white wine. A normally noxious and useless liquid, a glass or two is totally appropriate when seducing a woman.

3. Ironic or Non-Ironic Power Rangers Bedsheets

A woman’s skin is soft, because they’re made out of clouds and butterfly kisses. So not only does she find your cartoon-bedecked sheets creepy, she hates the fact that they are so cheap, they feel like sandpaper on her skin. (Hint: You want her in the bed. Right?)

Post-College Solution: Men really shouldn’t waste brain cells on concepts like “thread counts” when it comes to sheets. Just know that anything over 200 pleases the ladies. Something called “Egyptian cotton 800 thread count” will make most women squeal with glee.

4. Wearing Socks to Bed

College is one giant fashion get-out-of-jail-free card. Tank tops, sweatpants and baseball caps glued to your head with sweat? It’s all good, hoss. Sex with a single toe sticking out of your gym socks? Whatevs. Welcome to the rest of your life, Casanova. Tightey-whiteys go first, then the socks. What, do you need your mother to undress you?

Post-College Solution: Keeping your socks on during sex is just a way of saying you are blind to details. And as the saying goes, the devil is in those details. For her, so are the orgasms.

5. Showing Off the Condom Drawer

Once upon a time, your bedside table had a drawer overflowing with free condoms. Maybe the idea was, the more condoms you own, the more potential booty you will have. Which is truly freshman-level logic. A pile of latex sheaths does not communicate sexual potency to a woman, just slightly perverted desperation. The same is true for tubs of hump spackle.

Post-College Solution: Start embracing the small acts of subtlety required after you graduate. Three little packets of condoms casually stashed next to the bed is all you need. Any more, and you’re falsely advertising virility you do not possess.

6. One Minute of Foreplay Is Not Enough

Women need to be warmed up a little before crunching it. It’s just a fact of nature, and oh the rewards to the man who invests in her pleasure. But know this: a minute of fumbling, finger blasting and sloppy oral sex is just not enough for her. It wasn’t in college, and isn’t now.

Post-College Solution: A good rule of thumb is this: When performing oral sex, spell out the “ABCs” with your tongue. Do it a couple of times. This is a good beginning.

7. “The Iron Rabbit” Is Not a Sex Position

You know “the iron rabbit”; it’s when a dude jackhammers away like he was born to a human for a mother and a bunny for a father. It’s just furtive, manic pounding away and maybe it was excusable when you first lost your virginity. Not anymore, Bugs. It can be painful to the woman, and more importantly, it tells her you have no style, self-control or sexual self-awareness. Remember: Slow and steady wins the race.

Post-College Solution: Let her be on top, and take mental note of her rhythms. This will take a degree of concentration you might not be capable of, but try. Take a mental note, and replicate this once it’s your turn to tackle the nanny.

8. Clitoris-Phobia

There really is no reason why a man with armpit hair who can be drafted into the Army cannot locate, and stimulate, the one part of a woman’s body most likely to give her an orgasm. It’s really not that hard to find. The Internet was specifically invented to answer such questions. Memorize that part of a woman’s anatomy, and tend to it accordingly.

Post-College Solution: Imagine an alternate reality where women can’t find a man’s penis. Frustrating! It is not necessary for you to excavate her lil’ bean, but loving attention is mandatory.

9. Dave Matthews Band

The music you played in college while churning it should stay in college. Dave Matthews Band doesn’t set the mood for anyone in this century. Try asking her what she would like to listen to, pre-game. We’re pretty sure it’s not going to be Maroon 5, Creed or James Blunt. Man, your musical tastes suck.

Post-College Solution: Have faith, always, in the smooth, slow jams. Al Green, Prince, John Legend? Yes. Drowning Pool? Not so much.

It’s not Music Monday – It’s Mark McGwire

11Jan

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Usually Twitter is flooding with Music Monday post, but today its all about Mark McGwire. He became a household name in the ’90s breaking the home-run record. Oh Mark… why? why? why? He admits he wished he never played baseball during the steroid era. I’m sure Barry Bonds wishes the same…

Mallika Sherawat Twitter interview

8Jan

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For the new years, Badmash and Temptress wanted to treat their listeners to an interview with Mallika Sherawat who is not only hot but very outspoken! We like that! This interview was from her Twitter visit in SF

check out the video

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Naughty Nights kicking off 2010 with…

1Jan

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Naughty Nights on 1170am every wednesday overnight from 1am – 4am or ustream.tv/urbandesiradio

Greeting Darlings,

Badmash and Temptress here, we hope you had a wonderful new year with your love ones and lovers… did you do anything naughty? Badmash did… in fact if you tuned in last night, Badmash stopped by the studio and kicked it with KLOK employee Marko, we wanted to kick off with the sexy, sultry, brilliant, amazing and quite bold Mallika Sherawat, the interview was done a couple of months ago from the twitter office, thanks to Desiclub.com but we can’t wait to broadcast it to you and we promise we will bring Mallika back again for round two….

Why do we love Mallika???

She steps out of the box… and doesn’t let any boundries hold her back… she has the naughty nights appeal to inspire women to be different and go against any sort of pre-judgement norm…

XOXO

Temptress & Badmash

Twitter Hiccup cost NBA player Brandon Jennings $7,500!

20Dec

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I have to say, twitter has grown on me over the last couple of months, it’s helped me connect to celebrities and old friends. Bollywood is thriving on twitter, Hollywood adores it and NBA players…well…um… some have to play the price to use it! The NBA has a social media clause in the player’s contract it states “players aren’t allowed to tweet post-game until the team has finished talking to the media”

Bucks player, Brandon Jennings @YungBuck3 slipped… after the bucks game against the trailblazers … Jennings quickly grabbed his cell phone and logged on twitter… he said

@YungBuck3 Back to 500. Yess!!! “500″ means where doing good. Way to Play Hard Guys.

seems pretty harmless right? it’s not like he’s sexting (a form of talking dirty over twitter or texting) but the NBA officials caught wind of this tweet and slapped Jennings with a 7,500 dollar fine.

Jennings of course wasn’t happy he had to pay the price for his twitter hiccup and said “I understand I got fined, but 7500? For being happy over a win, you would of thought I said something bad. I mean it was a big win for us.”

He apologized and is considering deleting his twitter account, but hopefully he will stick around!