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Follow The Temptress

12Jan

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Looking to spice up your sex life? Need a witty sexual fact to impress your lover? Do you love naughty sense of humor? The Temptress of Sutra is waiting to temp you with her juicy sexual facts! Follow her on twitter! @TmptressOfSutra

Name: Tempress of Sutra

Location: Below the belt

Bio: Follow the temptress and get a taste of sexy sutras (formulas) to keep your sex life exciting.

Some of her tweets…

 Studies indicate that women who masturbate have better body images & higher self-esteem than those who don’t do solo sex

Did you know that having sex 3 times a week for a year will burn 7,500 calories?That’s 75 miles w/o sneakers!

Lotus”-Very intimate and sooo relaxing – breath deep and slow, don’t nod off! http://bit.ly/2DiDqV

9 Sexual Mistakes you made in college (posted by Temptress of Sutra, courtesy of Maxim Mag)

College was a safe place for your sexual escapades to go awry, so long as you didn’t contract testicle weevils. But college is over; you’re a grown-ass member of society now, and there’s no excuse repeating these same mistakes. Those girls you hurriedly exchanged fluids with are now women. Women who expect to bang it out with a man, not a man-child. They want dudes who can spell, and possibly locate, their clitoris. Pimp masters, not auto-lobotomized reprobates desperately clinging to an allegedly glorious past they can’t remember.

So clean up those Kleenex balls from off your computer keyboard. Throw away the black light. Practice not spontaneously ejaculating at the mere rumor of a female vagina. And ponder these wise solutions to bad habits.

1. Lighting Up Incense

Burning incense didn’t even make sense back in school. Your room smelled like pot, beer funk and feet grease. All burning a stick of incense did was add a noxious layer of sweet, hippie dirt smoke to the smell of human purification. Besides, what are you? A hippie?

Post-College Solution: Try a votive candle, or a candle that smells like vanilla or some other kind of food. Women love food-inspired candles.

2. Pre-Game Shots

Nothing is more romantic than the taste of 80 proof-laced vomit. Shots don’t really loosen anyone up, unless you count bowels. They just insure that she won’t remember your 30 seconds of glory. Which is a plus, but only if you never want to have sex again.

Post-College Solution: This is the only time and place for white wine. A normally noxious and useless liquid, a glass or two is totally appropriate when seducing a woman.

3. Ironic or Non-Ironic Power Rangers Bedsheets

A woman’s skin is soft, because they’re made out of clouds and butterfly kisses. So not only does she find your cartoon-bedecked sheets creepy, she hates the fact that they are so cheap, they feel like sandpaper on her skin. (Hint: You want her in the bed. Right?)

Post-College Solution: Men really shouldn’t waste brain cells on concepts like “thread counts” when it comes to sheets. Just know that anything over 200 pleases the ladies. Something called “Egyptian cotton 800 thread count” will make most women squeal with glee.

4. Wearing Socks to Bed

College is one giant fashion get-out-of-jail-free card. Tank tops, sweatpants and baseball caps glued to your head with sweat? It’s all good, hoss. Sex with a single toe sticking out of your gym socks? Whatevs. Welcome to the rest of your life, Casanova. Tightey-whiteys go first, then the socks. What, do you need your mother to undress you?

Post-College Solution: Keeping your socks on during sex is just a way of saying you are blind to details. And as the saying goes, the devil is in those details. For her, so are the orgasms.

5. Showing Off the Condom Drawer

Once upon a time, your bedside table had a drawer overflowing with free condoms. Maybe the idea was, the more condoms you own, the more potential booty you will have. Which is truly freshman-level logic. A pile of latex sheaths does not communicate sexual potency to a woman, just slightly perverted desperation. The same is true for tubs of hump spackle.

Post-College Solution: Start embracing the small acts of subtlety required after you graduate. Three little packets of condoms casually stashed next to the bed is all you need. Any more, and you’re falsely advertising virility you do not possess.

6. One Minute of Foreplay Is Not Enough

Women need to be warmed up a little before crunching it. It’s just a fact of nature, and oh the rewards to the man who invests in her pleasure. But know this: a minute of fumbling, finger blasting and sloppy oral sex is just not enough for her. It wasn’t in college, and isn’t now.

Post-College Solution: A good rule of thumb is this: When performing oral sex, spell out the “ABCs” with your tongue. Do it a couple of times. This is a good beginning.

7. “The Iron Rabbit” Is Not a Sex Position

You know “the iron rabbit”; it’s when a dude jackhammers away like he was born to a human for a mother and a bunny for a father. It’s just furtive, manic pounding away and maybe it was excusable when you first lost your virginity. Not anymore, Bugs. It can be painful to the woman, and more importantly, it tells her you have no style, self-control or sexual self-awareness. Remember: Slow and steady wins the race.

Post-College Solution: Let her be on top, and take mental note of her rhythms. This will take a degree of concentration you might not be capable of, but try. Take a mental note, and replicate this once it’s your turn to tackle the nanny.

8. Clitoris-Phobia

There really is no reason why a man with armpit hair who can be drafted into the Army cannot locate, and stimulate, the one part of a woman’s body most likely to give her an orgasm. It’s really not that hard to find. The Internet was specifically invented to answer such questions. Memorize that part of a woman’s anatomy, and tend to it accordingly.

Post-College Solution: Imagine an alternate reality where women can’t find a man’s penis. Frustrating! It is not necessary for you to excavate her lil’ bean, but loving attention is mandatory.

9. Dave Matthews Band

The music you played in college while churning it should stay in college. Dave Matthews Band doesn’t set the mood for anyone in this century. Try asking her what she would like to listen to, pre-game. We’re pretty sure it’s not going to be Maroon 5, Creed or James Blunt. Man, your musical tastes suck.

Post-College Solution: Have faith, always, in the smooth, slow jams. Al Green, Prince, John Legend? Yes. Drowning Pool? Not so much.

UDR Simply Bhangra Top 5 01/10/10

11Jan

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5. Twin Beats – Sounds of Punjab

4. Amrinder Gill – Dooriyan

3.  Sardool Sikander – Ik Tu Hove Main Hovan

2. Dark MC feat Angel – Incisive

1. Surjit Khan – Headliner


Mumbai Salsa

6Jan

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Kick back and relax here on UDR, we randomly found this film featured in the movies section on youtube!!! Maya Chandhok lives a wealthy lifestyle in Delhi along with her parents. Refusing to buckle down to her mother’s demands to get married, she re-locates to Kolkata, obtains her MBA, and then goes to reside in Mumbai where she gets a job in a bank, and shares a flat with two room-mates, Zenobia and Neha. She meets with Sanjay and both fall in love. Then one day he dramatically and publicly dumps her. A few days later she meets with Rajeev Sharma, who is heartbroken after his fiancée, Pooja, dumped him to re-locate to America, and both are attracted to each other. She is delighted when he proposes to her, but her delight turns sour when he asks her to re-locate with him to Singapore, drop her career, and be a home-maker for the rest of her life. Maya must now make up her mind amidst chaos and heartbreak that also threaten to tear apart lives of both Neha and Zenobia, who are also dating Rajeev’s friends, Karan Kapoor and Shaji, while conservative Tyagraj, Rajeev’s pal, struggles with his feelings about a much liberated Caucasian co-worker, Pamela.

Book S-Endz through Urban Desi Radio!

6Jan

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email: urbandesiradio@gmail.com

S-Endz is an artist and producer from Birmingham, UK, a vocalist and songwriter in critically acclaimed electropop band Swami, an affiliate of the late Tupac Shakur’s final group The Havenotz, and occasional presenter and actor.

Shooting to fame at age 16 following the release of the Swami album ‘DesiRock’ and it’s remixed international version ‘So Who Am I‘ on Sony BMG, the success led the band to embark on a world tour, including a headline performance at the MTV Style Awards. The title track would also feature in multi-platinum video game ‘FIFA World Cup 2006‘ and independent UK movie ‘Mischief Night‘. The popularity of Swami in India would lead to increased media exposure – notably Bollywood star Akshay Kumars infamous dance routine to ‘DesiRock‘ at the Star Screen Awards. Upon being asked to work on a song for the Bollywood movie ‘Corporate‘ starring leading Bollywood actress Bipasha Basu, Swami bandleader Diamond and S-Endz co-wrote and vocalized a new international mix of the films theme song ‘Oh Sikander‘.

Swami followed this up in 2007 with their album – ‘Equalize‘, which spun two further hit singles – ‘Hey Hey‘ and ‘Electro Jugni‘, the latter of which appeared on two popular Universal Records compilations: ‘Shaanti presents….Mighty Asian Beats‘ and ‘Made In India Vol. 2‘. Swami embarked on another world tour to promote the album throughout 2007 and 2008.

Swami returned in 2009 with ‘53431’, a hits compilation to mark 10 years of the band’s existence. It featured their biggest song to date. ‘Sugarless‘ was one of two new songs on the compilation and while Swami toured to promote the release, the song took off. All critics, bloggers and DJ’s of the South Asian music scene would later declare it to be one of their top songs of the year. In this time frame, S-Endz also hit big with his first solo release. The ‘Outer Space‘ EP delighted DJ’s worldwide with a fresh new sound, dubbed ‘Neofunk‘. Reviews were unanimously positive with the new sound, a mix of heavy hip-hop and funk with electro, pop and rock influences.

2010 will see the release of Swami’s international English language album on a major US label as well as the release of S-Endz’ debut solo album ‘Emanate‘.

Deeps’s Profile

4Jan

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Most people don’t believe me when I tell them I was born in Punjab, India. It’s the truth folks! I came to California with my family at the age of one and have been living in the Bay Area ever since. For all you international folks …The Bay Area is considered the greater San Francisco area. I reside in San Jose, CA which is about 45 minutes away from SF. I love taking frequents trips to the big city to satisfy my traveling hunger and not to mention…. grab some inspiration while I’m there!

My love for South Asian media/entertainment started in grade school around the age of 7. I remember being mesmersized by Bollywood movies, the songs and dance numbers. I develpoed a keen interest in how this industry actually came to be. I started reading up on all the latest entertainment news, watched star interviews, collected numerous pictures, films and music. That’s when it hit me, I wanted to do something in the South Asian media/enertaintment industry!

Name: Mandeep

Nick names: Deeps, Mandy and Deepi

Star Sign: Scorpio, we’re known to be mysterious, fiesty and ‘stingers’ so watch out!

Favorite entertainment personalites: Kal Penn, Johnny Depp, Jay Sean, Kanye West, John Abraham, Aamir Khan, Bipasha Basu, Russell Peters, Michael Jackson.

Favorite music: Asian Underground, Bhangra, Indi-pop, Bollywood, Alternative, Regaee, Pop, Hip-Hop, R & B, Urban Desi and Middle Eastern sounds.

Guilty pleasures: Chocolate, Facebook and Twitter!

Countires I’d like to travel: U.K., Amsterdam, India, New Zealand, Greece and Eygpt.

Favorite passtime: making art via photoshop or acrylics on a canvas, hanging out on the beach, going to the movies, downloading music (legally!), exploring downtowns and eating different types of food!

My ideal career: Broadcast journalist for American media or Bollywood.

The Junction Ep.1 hosted by Petz – Featuring Navin Kundra

1Jan

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The Junction was started on a UK Radio Station called AsianFX, after the station folded it went on hiatus. It’s back on Urban Desi Radio bringing you a mix of imports from the UK while balancing tracks from the US.

In March ’09, Petz interviewed Navin Kundra – you will be able to hear bits and pieces

1. Tere Liye – Navin Kundra

2. Mehbooba – Navin Kundra

3. Down – Jay Dabhi Mash Up

4. Do you remember- Pree Mayall

5.  My Life – Pree Mayall (feat. Missive, Mandeep Sethi and Eternal)

6.  Operation Bluestar 1984 – Mandeep Sethi

7. Chori Chori Takna – Dark MC

8. Original Nutta (Sam Sam Remix) – UK Apache

9. Outer Space – S Endz

10.  Jhagade – Mixman Shawn remix

Naughty Nights: Secrets of Oral Sex by The Temptress

1Jan

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coollogo_com_320434621Every wednesday overnight 1am – 4am, hosted by  Temptress & The Badmash

This was broadcast on 1170am Wednesday Night on our Naughty Night show. The Temptress reveals the secret of oral sex, download this podcast for fun and interesting facts regarding the art of “going down” on your lover!

Between the Temptress tidbits you will be treated to sweet tunes

Turn me on – Jay Sean

Chori Chori Takna – Dark MC

Boom – Anjulie

Super Human – Chris Brown

Show Girl – Mumzy

Freak in me – Pree Mayall feat. Miss Meghna

I thought you were loving me too – Mira Veda

Petz

6Oct

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Hi Everyone!

Welcome to my page …. So who is Petz? I was born and brought up in San Francisco. My real name is Peta, with a name like that I think it’s just a given I would get Petz as a nickname! A common question I get is “How did you get invovled in the Indian culture?” it’s pretty simple… my mom took me to an Indian restaurant when I was 11, I fell in love with culture. I went to the library to read books on India, Pakistan, Bangladesh – anything remotely South Asian I could get my petz paws on – I would read! I been with Desiclub.com, since I was 17. I live… breathe… sleep… anything related to media. My first radio gig was co-hosting the big breakfast morning show with Sam Sam over at AsianFX, after a few months I got my own weekend show called “The Junction” where I got to mix up different genres of music. I left the UK after AFX folded and my media partner Deeps, told me about KLOK 1170am and it was time for me to come back to the bay!

Name: Petz

Birthday: April 1st

Favorite on air moment: Endorsing “Wanna play with my tablas” shirt from Desi Threads on air!

Favorite Food: Pani Puri, Mango lassis, pasta, spinach salad, veggie gyro platter from NYC, black bean burritos,  with alotta orange sauce from La Victoria!

Favorite Ice Cream: Cookies n Cream! Yum!!!

Favorite TV Show: I like shows on VH1, A&E, Biography, Comedy Central…

Favorite Movie: Wow so many…. Dil Kya Kare, KKHH, Chandni Bar, The Net, Ghost, Harold and Kumar….we can be here forever!

Favorite Music: My taste in music is very diverse, check my ipod – it’s very random! I love it all! (and I’m not one of those people who say “I love it all…cept country” – you know those people secretly listen to country music)

Song that gets you in a good mood: Char Panj always does the trick! Anything from Taz (Stereo Nation). I laugh at “chopped n screwed” because my mom told me that was one of her favorite songs! Move over Elvis…

Favorite Cartoon Character: Tazmania Devil! Grrrrr and Kenny from South Park.

Secret Talent: I can do an impression of donald duck.

Favorite Vacation spot: I love New York!  I enjoyed my time in India as well. I can’t wait to go back!

Hobbies: When I was little, I used to write to movie stars for their autographs. Now I contact their agents to get interviews. I also like to write, work out and read.

Best advice ever given: Once you hit rock bottom, you can’t get any lower – all you can do is rise to the top!